What NOT To Give Your Mother for Mother's Day

Hello everyone and happy mothers day!! In honor of this special event, I would like to present a post that could potentially save mothers all around the world from having a breakdown on their special day, because of some mis-advised gift-giver. (That is, if I get famous...)

Here are the six things to cross off your list for mother's day:

1. A gift card to any supermarket or grocery.

 2. A boring plant.

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4. Every woman's nightmare.

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On a side note, while I was in the car, making this post, I saw something which I felt compelled to put here:

An Education Reform Package

Hello, people of the United States. Recently, we have heard of major changes going on in the education systems of a few states, such as New Jersey. Some were controversial and some were not. In order to maximize our system to the best that it could be, I have a few suggestions to make. Forget suggestions, I have a whole system to shove into your throats! Before you close this window, I'd better force you into seeing as much of it as you could!!!

Here is our system as it is today:

Here are some rules I have thought of for classrooms across the US:

 

With the installation of these rules, this is how the average American classroom would look like:

THIS IS ALL A ONLY A PART OF WHAT I PLAN TO DO TO THIS COUNTRY WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT. VOTE ESTHER!!!!
(This is the part when you all start an intellectual debate)