How Superman Might Have Been Born

In honor of Superhero Month, I have decided to do a little something in the spirit of the holiday! That's right, no Chanukah posts, no Passover posts. I'm doing an obscure holiday which has no meaning to me whatsoever! That's EXACTLY where my priorities lie. So I was reading the first comic of Superman (I think) online, when I was like, oh! How about I write an alternative beginning for his appearance on Earth? I mean, rockets are SOO old. We need something fresh, exciting, surprising.
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Alternative Beginning 1:

 

Alternative Beginning 2:                                                                                     



 

Alternative Beginning 3:                                                                                  



*About the pictures, I haven't had much time today to make anything more detailed. So yes, you're getting stick figures.

I'm Should Probably Delete This... Eventually

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don't know whats gotten into me, but I'm about to freak you all out with this picture!!!

I have officially gone mad. Sort of. Maybe I'm just hyper. I guess I shouldn't have put all that syrup into my pancakes today... I simply have this extreme need to embarrass myself, and if I don't fulfill it, then...

SO. I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SaY....

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YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL<3

goodbye.
UPDATE: I am probably the weirdest person I've ever met.
UPDATE 2: If you're new on this site, ignore this post. Or anything tagged as "weird."
DON'T JUDGE ME.

What NOT To Give Your Mother for Mother's Day

Hello everyone and happy mothers day!! In honor of this special event, I would like to present a post that could potentially save mothers all around the world from having a breakdown on their special day, because of some mis-advised gift-giver. (That is, if I get famous...)

Here are the six things to cross off your list for mother's day:

1. A gift card to any supermarket or grocery.

 2. A boring plant.

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4. Every woman's nightmare.

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On a side note, while I was in the car, making this post, I saw something which I felt compelled to put here:

An Affordable Gift Guide for the Spectrum of your Friends

Hello! Firstly, I would like to say sorry about the EXTREME delay of this post (five days...what more do you want from me?) I just want to let any new readers know that this is uncommon--in fact, it is the longest that I have delayed a post. My excuse is that I was busy with being religious and stuff because as some of you may know, it is Passover. Now that I am done whining about how the world is too judgmental, here we go!

Have you ever lingered at the stalls of your local department store, only to desperately grab a box of mints at the last minute? Do you have a hard time deciding what to get for your friends? Fear no more! Here is a guide that would suit the needs of anybody's birthday needs. No-- it will suit the needs of the needs of the needs of the needs of your birthday..erm.. Lets stick with that last sentence.

I provide for you, a guide to get presents that would require nothing more than the knowledge of your friend's favorite color. Voila!

For your friends who prefer the dark side of the rainbow, here is a gift made especially for them:

This will make your friends cry of joy. Now they can see their favorite color forever---while being seemingly blind.

This friend obviously is a melancholy person. Therefore, the logical conclusion is...

That's right! This is for the friend's tears to fall in. No one will dare to ever knock this precious pail over!

This friend loves the smell of a crisp fresh dollar bill. Obviously, he would want to get rid of this habit, right?

This will solve all of his problems.

This friend is always bright, bouncy, happy and random. And what can be more random than...

That's right! This gift will be cherished for life.

Now what is the first thing that comes to one's mind when you see this color?

Now what would a red-lover love?

That's right! Red represents violence, and therefore, anyone who likes red must like violence. And as punching bags are too expensive, why not use a bag of mulch? It's not like this would make any difference!

Now this gift is for your friends whose interests were not included before. Whether they hate any color, or prefer fuchsia, this gift would be perfect for them.

 

I cannot imagine that there could be anyone on this planet who wouldn't appreciate a good fake mustache.

Congratulations, You Just Won A Trip To My House!!!

Alternative Title:
I Drew Some Pictures And  Made Up A Storyline To Go Along With Them...Just Bear With Me

Hello!! How are you? Come in, come in. Let me show you into my room---don't mind the mess.

 

 I see that you are eying the paper on the floor. That can only mean.... you want to color? What was that? You want to borrow a pencil? Sure, let me go to my desk. Oh look at what I found!!! I was wondering where it went!

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? DON'T TOUCH IT!!! You see, it may look harmless...

 

 

So you like my stuff? Oh sniffles, I almost forgot!

I Want to Be President

Vote me for President of the US in 2012! (before you get all worked up, here is the disclaimer. I'm not actually running for president and you wouldn't find me on the ballot. This is just me trying to make myself feel big. Just bear with me here) Here are some campaign posters that I drew up. Print them out and tape them everywhere, America would surely appreciate it!

Here's the official campaign motto: "If you hate everyone else, might as well vote for me!"

No Post This Week!

Sorry, I was too busy. I'd tell you all about it, but you may then cry of boredom. So instead, look at this picture I made of a tornado!

With love,
Esther

Be Scared.

Guess what? It's still January, it's still snowing, and I have midterms to study for. So, rather than make something new, I decided to put up some old things which I drew randomly some times ago.

This one was titled "Floundering Fish." It was something for school, maybe about the harsh conditions of a fisherman's life? Or was it a fish's life?

I don't even own a cat. Nor do any of my friends.

This is something I wanted to put here, but didn't know where to put it.

This is what you look like when you go to hell, I guess. Except you'd probably look a lot sadder.

This one was titled "Benjamin's Big Head"

 Titled "The Pilgrim"
I guess I forgot to add on his hands too?

 

Here's a joke:
Why did the car cross the road?
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Because a blond was in it.

I made up that joke.(that was an apology)

Thanks for reading! (And if you'd be considerate enough to drop a comment by the way... to show me that you exist, you know)