I Want to Be President

Vote me for President of the US in 2012! (before you get all worked up, here is the disclaimer. I'm not actually running for president and you wouldn't find me on the ballot. This is just me trying to make myself feel big. Just bear with me here) Here are some campaign posters that I drew up. Print them out and tape them everywhere, America would surely appreciate it!

Here's the official campaign motto: "If you hate everyone else, might as well vote for me!"