I'll be back June 20th!

So I have a whole bunch of things coming up like finals, some birthday planning, and etc. SO I don't think I can do anything for the next few weeks. My schedule is packed and I simply have no time to make new posts and stuff. Therefore, I am delaying the next post for two weeks (if my mental math is correct).I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS ='[  See you all on June 20th!

How Superman Might Have Been Born

In honor of Superhero Month, I have decided to do a little something in the spirit of the holiday! That's right, no Chanukah posts, no Passover posts. I'm doing an obscure holiday which has no meaning to me whatsoever! That's EXACTLY where my priorities lie. So I was reading the first comic of Superman (I think) online, when I was like, oh! How about I write an alternative beginning for his appearance on Earth? I mean, rockets are SOO old. We need something fresh, exciting, surprising.
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Alternative Beginning 1:

 

Alternative Beginning 2:                                                                                     



 

Alternative Beginning 3:                                                                                  



*About the pictures, I haven't had much time today to make anything more detailed. So yes, you're getting stick figures.

I'm Should Probably Delete This... Eventually

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don't know whats gotten into me, but I'm about to freak you all out with this picture!!!

I have officially gone mad. Sort of. Maybe I'm just hyper. I guess I shouldn't have put all that syrup into my pancakes today... I simply have this extreme need to embarrass myself, and if I don't fulfill it, then...

SO. I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SaY....

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YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL<3

goodbye.
UPDATE: I am probably the weirdest person I've ever met.
UPDATE 2: If you're new on this site, ignore this post. Or anything tagged as "weird."
DON'T JUDGE ME.

What NOT To Give Your Mother for Mother's Day

Hello everyone and happy mothers day!! In honor of this special event, I would like to present a post that could potentially save mothers all around the world from having a breakdown on their special day, because of some mis-advised gift-giver. (That is, if I get famous...)

Here are the six things to cross off your list for mother's day:

1. A gift card to any supermarket or grocery.

 2. A boring plant.

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4. Every woman's nightmare.

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On a side note, while I was in the car, making this post, I saw something which I felt compelled to put here:

How to Make Children Love You

Have you had a bad experience with children? Are you trying to make your way in life? Or maybe you are a soon-to-be teacher/mother/juvenile jailor who wants to learn how to gain a child's trust? You have come to the right place. Sit down, sit down. Now, I just want to mention that I know you by heart already. I've drawn a picture of you even before I met you!

As you may not have noticed, the children simply don't notice you. You can easily change that by following these easy steps:

Step One:

That's right! Make an entrance!


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All kids love Elmo. Period.

Now that you are prepared, let us try these methods out.

EXCELLENT!!! Success!!! Except one, very very important thing, which is my fault. I forgot to tell you this EXTREMELY useful tip, which will make children be obsessed with you forever and ever...

Now that you are truly prepared, I officially present you to the public. You are not only equipped for small little situations, that is too amateurish for the likes of you. No, you are ready to perform. So many doors are opened! You can go on Broadway, visit schools, and even perform in circuses! You can  fight crime, even change the world. I better stop before I get too emotional. See you next week!